(3 times i've written this post...3 TIMES!!! AUGH!) Back at the Insane Brain Lab things were hectic. Within little less than 2 hours Grunt Work Man would become a creature so terrifying in its ruthlessness that it's possible advantages were impossible to concieve...impossible for anyone but The incredible Brain "Eurika!" Exclaimed the Brain suddenly, causing both Grunt Work Man and the Insano to jump, "We'll storm the Minds Evil Dark and Otherwise Scarey Laboratory!" The insano interjected "actually it's The Mind's Dark Scarey and Otherwise Evil Laboratory" "Oh Shush you!" The Brain countered (she never had been too quick with the comebacks)"We'll storm her lab, having the element of surprise, and we'll time it so that Grunt Work Man is deep within her Lab close to lots of delicate machinary and he'll absolutely destroy her evil plans! Insano, pack supplies! Grunty, load up weapons! Brain (that's me), search for you're Potion of Unpredictable Results! Ok team, GO GO GO!!...why aren't you going?" The Insano looked at Gruntwork man, Grunt Work Man looked back at The Insano, who eventually said "Don't you think you're being just a wee bit rash?" The Brain glared at her until she cringed and said "no, my logic is infallible, we leave in 20mins. Besides, it's the full moon tonight which will make you extra crazy so you shouldn't talk to me about rashness. Now go!" The respective superheroes went and completed their respective jobs, and in 20mins they set out. Their Destination; Mindland.
a shudder passed through the magnificent creature, and it's breathing slowed. It's growls ceased and it raised it's head. The Brain adopted a fighting stance in case her syrum had not worked. The Insano inched closer to the beast. the Brain thought anyone who dared approach it just now would have to be insane, and realised that Jessie was the perfect candidate for the job. Jessie reached out and put her hand on the things' head and stroked it's head while speaking as though to a dog "hiiii, awwwwww, aren't you cute, you wanna play, huh? huh? Huh?" the beast raised it's head and on it's face was a huge goofy smile. "Grunt Work Man like play," it said "play fetch with Grunt Work Man?" The Brain let out a sigh of relief as the Insano searched the lab for a stick which she could toss to Grunt Work Man. Our heroes had found the creature, who was possessed of a JeckylHyde type syndrome, at the foot of the rockie Mountains 2 years previous. At the time he had been smashing things and bashing things and had made to smash and bash our heroes. However, as the Brain and the Insano were fleeing for their lives they happened to pass beneath a lilac tree. the moment that the beast breathed in the lilac pollen he became docile and began to follow the 2 heroes like a lost puppy. Insano had asked the Brain "can we keep him?" and the brain, after acquiring a few lilac branches agreed. It had been lucky that she had taken the branches for, as they later learned, if Grunt Work Man was not exposed to "Essance of Lilac" every 2.4 hours he becaome the monster they had first met. Evidently either the Brain or the Insano (the brain assumed she was not the responsible) had forgotten to add "Essance of Lilac" to Grunt Work Man's previous meal. The Brain went outside to the backyard where The Insano and Grunt Work Man frolicked. She was just about to join them when she heard the sound of breaking glass from within the lab. she called to Grunt work man and The Insano and the 3 of them stared into the darkness. Grunt Work Man said "How glass broken? Nobody there. Grunt Work Man not break pretty glass" The Brain and the insano looked at eachother. Something rotten was a brewin'
kill!" exclaimed The Brain. As the two surprised heroes looked on Barbie saw a cockroach scurrying across the floor. She pounced, merciless and executed a perfect high kick (was this Tae kuan do or Karate? The Brain was uncertain however The Insano quickly straigtened things out by shouting out "karate KICK!!" from her seat). the poor bug flew across the bathroom and striked the wall with an audible splat. Barbie returned to her post as guard for The Mind. Suddenly her watchful eyes happened upon the BUG. the last comprehensible image to appear on the screen was that of a naked barbie flying through the air directly towards the screen, and expression of homicidal rage on her face. At this point the BUGS self preservation instincts with which it had been programmed kicked into action and any images which remained were distorted by the BUGS frantic escape patterns and it's return flight to the Insane Brain Lab.
The Brain shut off the video and glanced at the Insano. The Insano was still staring into the television screen, a look of horror plastered to her face. and then she began to laugh in that hysterical way that she did and gasped out "she's using a Barbie to kill us? that's her plan! hahahahahaha! Our secret weapon can totally crush hers. like totally man!"
the Brain regarded the gufawwing Insano, slow comprehension dawning on her face "you mean?..." she asked, and suddenly the insano stopped laughing, with a look of surprising calm and sanity she replied "yes, i do." the Brain understood. She looked towards the basement door. It was a metal door, 3 supertough bolts held it there. from behind it came the sound of breathing as well as thumping and grunting sounds. the Brain walked towards this barriar and, holding her breath and closing her eyes she reached out and pulled back the bolts. It was time to release...
taking a shower! There she was...humming away...la dee da...while The Brain and The Insano were trying not to look...but The Brain caught a glimpse of something pink...she looked again...was it what she thought it was? "barbie!" exclaimed The Insano.
"what is she doing with a barbie?" The brain pondered.
"playing with them...duh!" The Insano replied to the brain. The Brain hit The Insano on the side of her head.
"zoom in Insano!" The Brain ordered. The Insano had zoomed in on the video, still rubbing her head.
The Insano looked at the Ladybug....and looked at the ladybug....and continued to look at the ladybug. Finally she asked...uh...whats that for? The brain responded patiently that the LAdybug was not in fact a ladybug. But rather a BUG.
The insano was confused..."you mean the ladybug isn,t a bug at all its a bug?"
"Exactly"
"Riiiiight..."
The Brain realised that the Insano didn't actually understand at all. She explained "It's a high tech intelligence retrieving
device that I have been employing for the past several weeks in order to precisely understand the daily activities of our arch nemisis, The Mind."
"oooh, ok!" the Insano exclaimed, " and BUG stands fo Bio-technical Ultramicroscopic Gofer right?"
"eh...no...actually I derived it from Butt Ugly Galumpher...but i think I like yours better. Anyway, back to the point. I have been deploying the BUG to gather information. Now follow me to my lab abd we shall see just what my BUG has seen "
The 2 superheroes descended to The INsane Brain Lab and the Brain plugged the BUG into the television, and an image popped onto the screen. It was a suptrising video in everyway. It was so shocking that Insano fainted. So scarey that The Brain had to turn away. It seemed that The Mind was
And the Brain explained in intricate detail the plan which her amazingly brilliant mmind laid out for her...They planned and prepared and they worked and they gathered intelligence (not that the Brain reallly needed anymore but Insano needed all she could get her hands on...hehe..just kidding...I think).
Finally after weeks of preparation it was time to set their plan in motion. The Brain opened the window and in flew....a ladybug?
"Oh! I know I know I know!" cried The Insano, jumping up and down, "we could...we could...brainwash them...yes...yes....YES!!!"
"Uh...i think you'd better sit down, Jess, your forehead is throbbing again....heh..." The Brain said, serching in her white lab coat for The Insano's puffer. "I think we should trick her...somehow...hmmmm...."
The Brain pondered, The Brain thought, The Brain said "Ah hah! I have an idea!"
After reading the note over and over and over The Brain turned to Insano and said incredulously "Huh?"
Insano turned to the Brain and replied with a shrug "Maybe she had the wrong house it's pretty easy to get turned around when your hanging upsidedown by your ankle. And the lady next door has a hubby looks like you --" The Brain gave Insano a glare and Insano continued in a stutter "Uh..uh...i-i- mm-mean that uh...uh..."
"Oh nevermind" The Brain interuptted, "Let's just worry about the matter at hand. Since that annoying arch nemesis of ours is convinced it was us, the general public will likely believe her. We must confiscate those incriminating photos!...but how?"
"LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!! That's right, I know the truth about the two of you! And I'm going to use it to blackmail you into helping accomplish my evil deeds and aid my dream of world domination!!!! Mwahh ha ha ha ha! How did I discover your terrible secret, you ask? I found out last weekend by accident, actually. Quite a hilarious and diabolically devilish story. You see, I was going to break into your secret laboritory so that I could find out as many things about the two of you as possible so that I might plan a counter attack against you. However, as I was about to lower myself (via a long rope) from the roof of you house to my intended destination (your upstairs balcony which I had discovered lead to the location of you crime lab) I accidently entangled my feet with the rope. As I attempted to untangle myself, I lost my balance and fell off of the roof. Because I had already anchored the rope securely to a weather vane, I was trapped, suspended, upside down, facing directly into your bedroom window. As I gazed in with hopes of seeing something useful to my cause, I saw one of the most shocking things that I have ever seen two women do together. I dare not repeat it, but I did manage to take a few photos of you two in the act with my miniature spy camera that I got out a box of Cheerio's. With that said, you have three days to respond to this letter. Otherwise, the pictures will be published and the two of you will lose the respect of the innocent citizens that you attempt to protect from my devious behaviour. Three days. That is all.
-The Mind"
And that is how it all began. Luckily Jessie regained her sanity within a few days, yet when extremely angered (and during full moons) she would be prone to acts of great oddity. Now, 2 years later after the formation of the Dynamic duo 2 (Batman and Robin beat them to the punch there), Ginny and Jessie sit in the basement of Ginny's home in the Insane Brain Lab pondering over a letter they had just recieved from their arch nemesis, The Mind. The letter read...
[ Thu Jul 03, 06:21:26 PM | Ginny Burrell |
Somehow there was a mistake. A very huge mistake. The Brain had ordered Jessie inside of an air-tight transparent cube (located deep within her laboratory full of James Bond quality inventions) with a bottle of "NO HAIR." From her control panel, the Brain watched as Jessie applied the solution to her hairy hairy legs (whose hairyness in comparisson with certain unmentionables is disputable). She noticed then that there was a thin pink vapour rising from the solution that Jessie was applying to her legs. To her horror, the Brain saw that Jessie was in fact inhaling the noxious gas. Almost immediately Jessie began to laugh...and laugh...and laugh....though The Brain could not comprehend just what was so funny. The Brain immediately engaged the air conditioner within the box and the gas was sucked out. She then ran over to the cube and unlocked the door. Jessie, still giggling, exited her trap and began running around wildly shrieking about frogs, farts and foghorns. And laughing histerically. The Brain watched on with mild confusion as she witnessed the birth of The Insano!
Thu Jul 03, 04:52:48 PM
It all started when The Brain (Back then, her name was Ginnine), was expiramenting on her little cousin, Jessie (not yet the Insano). "Ginnine", was trying to make a 'NON-HAIR' potion. This potion would immiatiatly make all the hair come off of the users' legs, there for they don't have to shave. Jessie (not yet The Insano), had volunteered to be the "test", mainly because her legs were hairier than Tyler Iness's dick.
